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PostSubject: Jokes Jokes EmptyThu Mar 03, 2011 9:01 pm

This here thred is for some heavy jokery

Mine:
Why is Piglet so dirty?
Because he always is playing with poo

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris

the original version of alien vs predator was alien and predator vs Chuck Norris but they decided not to release the video because "no one will pay to watch a 15 second movie"

Q: i am a bear. i am a deer. What would you call me?
A: a BEER
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyThu Mar 03, 2011 10:05 pm

Serious Joke Time!!

A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.

Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
" Would you like an ice pack? "

What do you call 5 Mexicans in quicksand?
A dangerous situation that could soon turn tragic.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyThu Mar 03, 2011 10:10 pm

why'd the chicken cross the road? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyThu Mar 03, 2011 10:31 pm

Wrap wrote:
why'd the chicken cross the road? Razz

He escaped from KFC Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyFri Mar 04, 2011 4:50 am

Simon' mother thought that Lol means Lots of Love! In fact it mean laugh out loud!

One day. Simon' grandmother had pass away. Simon's mother texts him on the phone:
Your grandma has just pass away! LOL!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyFri Mar 04, 2011 5:11 pm

old school one hehe

Pete and Repete were in a boat . Pete fell out . Who was left?
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyFri Mar 04, 2011 5:57 pm

Gonna say Repete...(waits for reply lol)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyFri Mar 04, 2011 6:22 pm

Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out . Who was left?

(lol bad one I know but couldnt resist ! )
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyFri Mar 04, 2011 6:25 pm

haha thats good, was wondering what the punch line was!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptySat Mar 05, 2011 4:43 pm

Lol.
I give that 3 stars! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptySun Mar 06, 2011 12:54 am

Mugen wrote:
Pete and Repete were in a boat. Pete fell out . Who was left?

(lol bad one I know but couldnt resist ! )


lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyMon Mar 07, 2011 8:29 am

This make me laugh but when I get back on to pl I message my friends and say "thanks for holding the 'bale' fort down" EL OH EL. Sometimes simplicity makes me laugh the most.

(I know it's not a joke but hope it mad you laugh!)
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyThu Mar 10, 2011 10:02 pm

Lollzzz it sort of did.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyFri Mar 11, 2011 6:16 pm

Two lawyers walking through woods spotted a vicious looking bear. First lawyer opens his brief case and pulls out a sneaker and starts putting them on.
Second lawyers looks at him and says are you crazy? We can never outrun that bear.
"I don't have too" replies First lawyer "I only got to outrun you"


Keohike afro
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptySat Mar 12, 2011 2:40 pm

Keohike wrote:
Two lawyers walking through woods spotted a vicious looking bear. First lawyer opens his brief case and pulls out a sneaker and starts putting them on.
Second lawyers looks at him and says are you crazy? We can never outrun that bear.
"I don't have too" replies First lawyer "I only got to outrun you"


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Looooollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptySun Mar 13, 2011 11:41 pm

Noobmigo wrote:
Keohike wrote:
Two lawyers walking through woods spotted a vicious looking bear. First lawyer opens his brief case and pulls out a sneaker and starts putting them on.
Second lawyers looks at him and says are you crazy? We can never outrun that bear.
"I don't have too" replies First lawyer "I only got to outrun you"


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Looooollllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

This is my fav one so far xD lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyMon Mar 14, 2011 12:28 am

LOL keohike! That's great! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes Jokes EmptyTue Mar 15, 2011 7:56 pm

Keohike deserves an award.
Keohike wins....the Best Joke of the week award, eh?
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